The Wish Game

[bdi]

Not to long ago theraje pointed this out to me on another board, and it looked fun so I thought I would steal it (sorry gpwiki but here's a shout out for your efforts).

Here's how you play. I'll get it started by stating a wish. The next person will respond by granting the wish but with some odd twist. They then need to wish for something in their post that the next person will respond to.

Example:

Person 1:
I wish for a million dollars.

Person 2:
Granted, you appear in an armored car with a million dollars, but the police are already on your tail for hijacking it.


Ok, I'll start (and theraje just came online so maybe I can get him to reply to get us going )

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[Ankou]

Granted - before you appears a PB and J sandwich surrounded by thousands of angry bees.


I wish for longer weekends!

[bdi]

Granted, but your place of work starts working weekends.


I wish for a job.

[WannaBe]

bdi jump ahead of me :'(
was going to do : "Granted - weekends are twice as long, but do to this change work hours have doubled as well."


anywho;

GRANTED! - you are now a new employee at taco bell.

I wish for... a second widescreen monitor!

[bdi]

Granted - your new monitor falls out of the sky and lands on the first one destroying both and voiding the warranties.

I wish for a PS3.

[theraje]

Granted, you are now $600 poorer and dozens of children in Somalia starve to death because you didn't send them any money.

I wish I had some common sense.

[WannaBe]

GRANTED! - you have all knowledge of common sense, but we were required to clear some room for it so all other knowledge had to be erased.


I wish I had a gal.

[theraje]

Granted, your mom will be moving in with you tomorrow.

I wish I had a fast car.

[WannaBe]

Your wish is my command - http://www.towerhobbies.com/products/duratrax/dtxd62_n.html
Your fast car!


I wish I could drive again.

[bdi]

Granted, nothing changes. You can drive, just have a suspended license.

I wish I didn't need glasses or contacts.

[WannaBe]

GRANTED! - your blind.


I wish I had skill :'(.

[Sentax]

GRANTED - Your now the most skillful person in waste treatment.



I wish had a longer laptop power cable.

[WannaBe]

GRANTED! - the power cord is now four times as long but has a Europe-style plug.

I wish I a had a nice desk.

[bdi]

Granted, you now have a very nice barbie desk.


I wish I could do graphics better.

[Sentax]

GRANTED - But now your too poor to buy a good application cause you spent your money on a PS3.



I wish I was wanted by all women.

[WannaBe]

Granted! - you are now wanted by all females, but you came out of the closet.


I wish tables didn't require columns.

[bdi]

Granted - the kitchen table now requires legs.


I wish Dan's legal name was changed to Wiggles.

[WannaBe]

Granted - in which effect made him more popular in bed.

I wish Clint was my mother.

[theraje]

Granted, now you have to do what I say or I'll nag you to death.

I wish I had a llama.

[bdi]

Granted - to bad it's in your room and to big to get through the door.


I wish I could actuallly program decent.